Sand-Snake >> #27334109
Posted on 2025-03-24 20:07:12 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Waitress: "Oh my god - you’ve got guns! Is this a stick-up?!"
Mobster 1: "No, we work for Don Brazani's crime family, who own this diner. And we know you've been stealing from the cash register."
Waitress: "Alright, alright! But it was just a few bucks!"
Mobster 2: "And you've been dealing drugs here."
Waitress: "A few pills!"
Mobster 3: "There were so many you brought them to work in a suitcase."
Waitress: "A carry-on bag! Not a big suitcase!"
Mobster 4: "And you bought the drugs from a rival crime family."
Waitress: "Okay, how do I get out of this?" Mobster: 1 "You don't. NOW STRIP!!!" Waitress: "GET LOST, CREEPS!!!" --gun shot in the ceiling-- Waitress: "OKAY! OKAY!... Happy now, you perverts?!" Mobster 2: "Lingerie off too, Sugar Boobs." Waitress: "FINE!!!... There, I’m naked... I heard from the other drug dealers what you guys do to women who cross you. So, I suppose I now get sold via Dark Web Auctions? And become the plaything of a billionaire, living the life of luxury?" Mobster 1: "That is the plan. And you look like you're quite happy with that outcome. But first let's get you secured and silenced." Waitress: "HEY! NO! YOU'RE NOT PUTTING THAT BALL GAG ON ME... NOOOMPHHHH!!!" Mobster 2: "Thank god we don't have to hear her high pitched voice any more! She even talks how you imagine Barbie would!" Mobster 3: "Just got a text from Sophy. She's stuck in traffic. We've got an hour to kill with Miss Peach Pie and Cream." Mobster 4: "Well guys, here's your opportunity to play with the hooters of the waitress every teamster who stops here dreams about. Squeeze away while you can!" Waitress: "NOOOOMPHHHH!!!! HEEEELPHHHH!!!!"

nerdy-Whore >> #27334118
Posted on 2025-03-24 20:07:29 Score: 0 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

This job is the worst... Why do I have to wear stuff like this?